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Where The Cool Kids Are

by Yeti Set Go

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Science says if you wear two suits, you can pee in the pool. Trust the science. Science says keep the kids separated while at school. Trust the science. Science says cover up your face. Science says save the human race. Remember when science said 15 days to slow the spread? Trust the science. Science says wear two condoms, it’s much safer than just one. Trust the science. Science says arm yourself with a sanitizer gun. Trust the science. Beware the church of science, Nietzche said. But don’t you realize that man is dead? He was messed up in the head, and he took a horse to bed. He took a horse to bed, science said. When will we get back to normal? We can't keep on living this way. Can't we have a conversation? Which price are we willing to pay?
2.
Favorite 04:18
It’s unspoken, but we know it’s true. You don’t like me, I don’t like you. Why do you treat me like I’m dumb? We both have private school degrees But we’re oil and water, you and me. You try so hard to be number one. What if I told you you can have it? What if I told you I don’t care? You can be the favorite, I can be second best. You can be the prima donna of this show. You can be the winner of employee of the month. I’ve got other avenues to glow. I saw you roll your eyes at me. It’s time for me to spill the tea. Regina George only got so far. I do my work cuz I’m no snitch Even when you’re acting like a total bitch. All you want is praise and gold stars. What if I told you you can have them? I don’t need to be the teacher’s pet. What if I handed you the trophy? It’s just a piece of plastic anyway.
3.
Another rejection letter on my screen. Better luck next time just sounds so mean. How do you compete in a game with unwritten rules? How do you determine what qualifies as cool? Is she born with it or is it a filter? She’s on a mission to be seen and heard. Seems to me that most cool kids aren’t self aware but self assured. I wanna be where the cool kids are. I wanna be the talk of the town. I wanna be at the table So I can kick it down, kick it down, kick it down, kick it down. My subscriber count, it seems too low. It isn’t what, it’s who you know. Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms on my mind. Obsessing over numbers and pictures all the time. Once your followers exceed a thousand, Come on back and we’ll open the gate. The sand is running through the hourglass And I’m hopin’ and I’m prayin’ that I’m not too late. I’m tired of being unknown. The fire inside me has grown. And I can’t make a name for myself, so it goes.
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Saw Nancy wheeling down the corridor. She’s making her way to you. She’s been so bored this year in quarantine And she’s looking for a friend or two. Once she decides she wants a piece of you Don’t matter if you’re married or not. You know that menopause can slow her down. She’s gonna show you what she’s got. You best be careful not to drop your guard And keep your love close by. She’s got pink hair and a bad self tan. And watch out cuz Nancy’s gonna steal your man. She’s not demented or a lunatic She just likes to play on the grass. And if you try and tell her what to do She says “I’m 90, you can kiss my ass.” You don’t know her yet but soon you will. She’s someone you can never forget. You better run as fast as you can And watch out cuz Nancy’s gonna steal your man.

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released April 23, 2022

Celeste Flock-guitar, vocals
Tom Sloan-bass, keyboard
Paul Abner-drums
Recorded by Tom Sloan and 8th Direction Records
Mastered by Paul Abner
Lyrics by Celeste Flock and Tom Sloan
Album art by Joe Schubert
8th Direction Records, Seattle, WA

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Yeti Set Go Seattle, Washington

Yeti Set Go is a Seattle-based rock trio who take their music seriously but nothing else. You can expect Yeti Set Go to make you dance, laugh, and nod your head in agreement as they put a sardonic twist on psychedelic surf rock.

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